








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 863 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2196 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,777 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4126 | 42% |
| Smokes | 2131 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1669 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1851 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $613,894 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenda | 17 | 0.0174 |
| #2 | ŠANGAJSKI ALIGATOR | 10 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | NItro | 8 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | ttv/End33r | 8 | 0.0127 |
| #5 | bacac | 7 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ŠANGAJSKI ALIGATOR | 433 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #2 | reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenda | 178 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | bacac | 128 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | ttv/End33r | 119 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | Govnael | 77 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Govnael | +3.62 | 81 | 54 |
| #2 | ttv/End33r | +3.42 | 90 | 67 |
| #3 | Sweet bonanza 1000 | +2.14 | 79 | 75 |
| #4 | ŠANGAJSKI ALIGATOR | +1.28 | 58 | 65 |
| #5 | reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenda | +0.96 | 53 | 61 |





