








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 368 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1850 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,913 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1140 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1709 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1312 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 752 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $937,283 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FMZE | 54% | 65 |
| #2 | Adnaper | 50% | 146 |
| #3 | Gloriooous | 47% | 77 |
| #4 | TastX | 42% | 117 |
| #5 | Chewpite | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adnaper | 9 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Gloriooous | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | TastX | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Chewpite | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | FMZE | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adnaper | 462 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | TastX | 175 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | FMZE | 160 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Gloriooous | 135 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Chewpite | 83 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adnaper | +2.33 | 68 | 53 |
| #2 | Songoh | +0.32 | 38 | 50 |
| #3 | Gloriooous | +0.12 | 42 | 45 |
| #4 | FMZE | +0.12 | 59 | 63 |
| #5 | Chewpite | -1.18 | 68 | 39 |





