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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2314 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 235 matches | 2,341 | |
| Faceit | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3808 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2195 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2274 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1716 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2052 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $883,414 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2029 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poiii | +5.85 | 95 | 56 |
| #2 | eraa | +4.90 | 93 | 54 |
| #3 | twitch@KUNGPULAN | +3.77 | 93 | 62 |
| #4 | AlbeRto | +2.09 | 82 | 82 |
| #5 | Le Tank | +2.08 | 91 | 71 |





