








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 281 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3192 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,127 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2375 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2885 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1738 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2129 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $704,325 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sabi | 60% | 67 |
| #2 | Avn1x | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | wam <3 | 52% | 104 |
| #4 | Slepsy | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | tripaloski | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sabi | 60% | 67 |
| #2 | Avn1x | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | wam <3 | 52% | 104 |
| #4 | Slepsy | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | tripaloski | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wam <3 | 9 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | sabi | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | tripaloski | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Slepsy | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wam <3 | 267 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | sabi | 249 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | Slepsy | 81 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Avn1x | 46 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | tripaloski | 36 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KRS | +2.79 | 84 | 61 |
| #2 | sabi | +1.29 | 79 | 76 |
| #3 | wam <3 | +1.07 | 79 | 67 |
| #4 | Slepsy | -0.46 | 78 | 65 |
| #5 | Avn1x | -2.12 | 67 | 71 |





