








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 115 matches | ||
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4177 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,143 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3514 | 49% |
| Smokes | 2168 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1035 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 426 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,500,721 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Havok_Daso | 56% | 32 |
| #2 | Bucks | 56% | 64 |
| #3 | GhOsTyy ッ巴 | 55% | 69 |
| #4 | Baku | 41% | 51 |
| #5 | Kryptus | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Havok_Daso | 56% | 32 |
| #2 | Bucks | 56% | 64 |
| #3 | GhOsTyy ッ巴 | 55% | 69 |
| #4 | Baku | 41% | 51 |
| #5 | Kryptus | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baku | 15 | 0.0146 |
| #2 | Kryptus | 11 | 0.0190 |
| #3 | GhOsTyy ッ巴 | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Bucks | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Havok_Daso | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GhOsTyy ッ巴 | 246 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | Baku | 132 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Havok_Daso | 67 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Bucks | 61 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kryptus | 48 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GhOsTyy ッ巴 | +2.24 | 74 | 52 |
| #2 | Havok_Daso | +1.09 | 79 | 58 |
| #3 | Bucks | +0.87 | 76 | 48 |
| #4 | Kryptus | +0.31 | 59 | 41 |
| #5 | Min3R | -0.01 | 59 | 49 |





