








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 496 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 375 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6600 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,919 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4625 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2799 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4552 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4943 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,219,223 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 776 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zke =DD | 60% | 262 |
| #2 | βBratsuβ | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | Halpahalli FΓΆriusss | 56% | 307 |
| #4 | L1me | 42% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zke =DD | 60% | 262 |
| #2 | βBratsuβ | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | Halpahalli FΓΆriusss | 56% | 307 |
| #4 | L1me | 42% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zke =DD | 33 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Halpahalli FΓΆriusss | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | L1me | 7 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Halpahalli FΓΆriusss | 1689 | 0.27 | 45 min |
| #2 | zke =DD | 1230 | 0.23 | 33 min |
| #3 | L1me | 104 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | βBratsuβ | 91 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππΊπ± | +2.03 | 78 | 66 |
| #2 | zke =DD | +0.48 | 80 | 61 |
| #3 | Halpahalli FΓΆriusss | -0.35 | 72 | 63 |
| #4 | βBratsuβ | -0.86 | 73 | 68 |
| #5 | L1me | -2.63 | 31 | 73 |





