








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 374 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2355 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,788 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4715 | 44% |
| Smokes | 2456 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2300 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1317 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $396,172 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cara | 59% | 34 |
| #2 | -$4DoK3- | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | Capitão +Cimento" | 53% | 43 |
| #4 | ۞ Gizé | 53% | 62 |
| #5 | Toledo-53 | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ۞ Gizé | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Cabo Daciolo | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Catuin ''Educa Jovem'' | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | ᵛᶶᒻᶝᵒ C0M3 M3NT3$ | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | ❀ R4y ❀ | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ζ͜͡ᵛᵘˡᵍᵒ C0M3 M3NT3$ | +3.16 | 61 | 70 |
| #2 | ᵛᶶᒻᶝᵒ C0M3 M3NT3$ | +3.13 | 70 | 67 |
| #3 | Catuin ''Educa Jovem'' | +1.27 | 32 | 73 |
| #4 | Cara | +0.85 | 49 | 64 |
| #5 | ♛ Coroa | +0.28 | 53 | 66 |





