








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 337 matches | ||
| Premier | 199 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 89 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




220 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7174 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,239 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10421 | 37% |
| Smokes | 7125 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6706 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3987 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,022,579 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2225 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bC0RE | 57% | 74 |
| #2 | BubatzBubi | 48% | 167 |
| #3 | Salty | 43% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bC0RE | 57% | 74 |
| #2 | BubatzBubi | 48% | 167 |
| #3 | Salty | 43% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BubatzBubi | 113 | 0.0353 |
| #2 | bC0RE | 12 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | Salty | 9 | 0.0116 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BubatzBubi | 383 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | bC0RE | 241 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | Salty | 43 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bC0RE | +3.08 | 77 | 53 |
| #2 | Gulup | +0.69 | 71 | 67 |
| #3 | BubatzBubi | -1.13 | 61 | 31 |
| #4 | Salty | -3.01 | 32 | 39 |





