








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2876 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,222 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1723 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2728 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2678 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2093 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,204,213 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.NiceGuy | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | e-girl (real) | 65% | 82 |
| #3 | FeaReD | 64% | 89 |
| #4 | wish4salvation | 58% | 118 |
| #5 | shiseii | 57% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shiseii | +2.42 | 91 | 63 |
| #2 | e-girl (real) | +1.27 | 82 | 61 |
| #3 | AL4GS | +1.15 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | FeaReD | +0.18 | 67 | 61 |
| #5 | Mr.NiceGuy | +0.08 | 64 | 60 |





