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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1853 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,149 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 917 | 29% |
| Smokes | 181 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 1209 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 842 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,053,943 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inept | 49% | 75 |
| #2 | Rone | 45% | 58 |
| #3 | shikaka01 | 45% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inept | 49% | 75 |
| #2 | Rone | 45% | 58 |
| #3 | shikaka01 | 45% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rone | 6 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Inept | 5 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rone | 330 | 0.30 | 8 min |
| #2 | Inept | 228 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | shikaka01 | 139 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inept | +2.40 | 48 | 54 |
| #2 | TERROR WRIST | +1.77 | 44 | 30 |
| #3 | Rone | +1.19 | 54 | 61 |
| #4 | shikaka01 | -2.47 | 22 | 44 |





