








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 492 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1846 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,495 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2805 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2355 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2058 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2277 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $453,182 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 708 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuskA | 53% | 141 |
| #2 | Dummy Demon | 51% | 35 |
| #3 | Scarfacedking | 47% | 30 |
| #4 | nugget UwU | 45% | 64 |
| #5 | The Hunted Thug | 45% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Dummy Demon | 51% | 35 |
| #3 | Scarfacedking | 47% | 30 |
| #4 | nugget UwU | 45% | 64 |
| #5 | The Hunted Thug | 45% | 71 |
| #6 | Knoem | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuskA | 64 | 0.0230 |
| #2 | The Hunted Thug | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | nugget UwU | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Knoem | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuskA | 420 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | The Hunted Thug | 134 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | nugget UwU | 62 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Knoem | 48 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Scarfacedking | 26 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Hunted Thug | +2.49 | 54 | 57 |
| #2 | tuskA | +1.62 | 56 | 45 |
| #3 | nugget UwU | -0.32 | 29 | 44 |
| #4 | foggy | -0.42 | 39 | 50 |
| #5 | Dummy Demon | -0.85 | 38 | 31 |





