








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 121 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2594 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,309 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1517 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2163 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2204 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2425 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $690,065 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❟❛❟ ThOuMeN ❟❛❟ | 61% | 46 |
| #2 | KarasOldLegend | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | GhuliŠh | 50% | 140 |
| #4 | ♡Najetey Yurin♡ | 47% | 159 |
| #5 | 𝗩𝗼𝗴𝗴𝘆 | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❟❛❟ ThOuMeN ❟❛❟ | 61% | 46 |
| #2 | KarasOldLegend | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | GhuliŠh | 50% | 140 |
| #4 | ♡Najetey Yurin♡ | 47% | 159 |
| #5 | 𝗩𝗼𝗴𝗴𝘆 | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡Najetey Yurin♡ | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | GhuliŠh | 6 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GhuliŠh | 484 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | ♡Najetey Yurin♡ | 234 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | ❟❛❟ ThOuMeN ❟❛❟ | 96 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | KarasOldLegend | 51 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | 𝗩𝗼𝗴𝗴𝘆 | 13 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❟❛❟ ThOuMeN ❟❛❟ | +1.49 | 79 | 59 |
| #2 | GhuliŠh | +1.06 | 60 | 57 |
| #3 | KarasOldLegend | +0.59 | 80 | 55 |
| #4 | Alvineer | +0.04 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | ♡Najetey Yurin♡ | -0.43 | 50 | 62 |





