








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1605 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 474 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4877 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,568 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5831 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3967 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3827 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2943 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,920,782 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3310 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Safran | 51% | 45 |
| #2 | โฑผZแตคZ | 49% | 45 |
| #3 | Erozzion | 42% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Safran | 51% | 45 |
| #2 | โฑผZแตคZ | 49% | 45 |
| #3 | Erozzion | 42% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Erozzion | 9 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | โฑผZแตคZ | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โฑผZแตคZ | 139 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | Safran | 98 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Erozzion | 34 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Safran | +0.73 | 38 | 47 |
| #2 | Erozzion | -0.06 | 35 | 34 |
| #3 | ๐ฃ๐ฉ๐๐ช๐ข | -0.34 | 34 | 49 |
| #4 | โฑผZแตคZ | -1.68 | 25 | 56 |





