








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 38 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
479 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,511 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 269 | 18% |
| Smokes | 337 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 516 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 389 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $105,430 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hagis | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | gräsklipparstefan | 33% | 3 |
| #3 | OooofXD | 33% | 15 |
| #4 | m0nta | 0% | 3 |
| #5 | dyzt | 0% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hagis | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | gräsklipparstefan | 33% | 3 |
| #3 | OooofXD | 33% | 15 |
| #4 | m0nta | 0% | 3 |
| #5 | dyzt | 0% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OooofXD | 58 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | dyzt | 17 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #3 | hagis | 14 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #4 | m0nta | 13 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #5 | gräsklipparstefan | 9 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gräsklipparstefan | +1.55 | 88 | 74 |
| #2 | hagis | +1.07 | 86 | 46 |
| #3 | dyzt | -1.00 | 83 | 62 |
| #4 | -INFERNOORDODGE | -1.01 | 83 | 56 |
| #5 | m0nta | -1.23 | 84 | 64 |





