








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 59 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1258 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,127 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1081 | 35% |
| Smokes | 672 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 727 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 647 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $575,911 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiLi | 54% | 54 |
| #2 | y2xX | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | magnus | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | Kanye East | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | MR.Nicolaj (DK) | 45% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MR.Nicolaj (DK) | 20 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | MiLi | 16 | 0.0153 |
| #3 | magnus | 7 | 0.0124 |
| #4 | Kanye East | 3 | 0.0094 |
| #5 | y2xX | 1 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiLi | +3.59 | 82 | 25 |
| #2 | MR.Nicolaj (DK) | +0.87 | 38 | 26 |
| #3 | y2xX | +0.52 | 65 | 48 |
| #4 | xlooO | +0.02 | 59 | 47 |
| #5 | magnus | -1.85 | 39 | 35 |





