








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 597 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 436 matches | ||
| Faceit | 203 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 119 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5380 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,912 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2920 | 13% |
| Smokes | 5749 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8208 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 5035 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,801,137 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 925 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MUSHU BICEPS #PewPew | 52% | 64 |
| #2 | εz-ναc | DiePizzaParteiV12 | 51% | 88 |
| #3 | B!mm3L___ | 51% | 106 |
| #4 | Wicked180 | 47% | 175 |
| #5 | wYmk0nG | 45% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Wicked180 | 47% | 175 |
| #5 | wYmk0nG | 45% | 44 |
| #6 | zondor | 45% | 53 |
| #7 | Dragon180 | 45% | 172 |
| #8 | budbud | 42% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dragon180 | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | εz-ναc | DiePizzaParteiV12 | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | B!mm3L___ | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Wicked180 | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | budbud | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wicked180 | 509 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #2 | Dragon180 | 398 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | B!mm3L___ | 221 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | budbud | 155 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | zondor | 145 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wicked180 | +2.87 | 63 | 73 |
| #2 | B!mm3L___ | +1.07 | 51 | 68 |
| #3 | budbud | +0.43 | 52 | 69 |
| #4 | εz-ναc | DiePizzaParteiV12 | -0.11 | 67 | 54 |
| #5 | VenomHunter | -0.28 | 49 | 58 |





