








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
214 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,206 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 472 | 39% |
| Smokes | 315 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 193 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 226 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $66,317 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Biggie | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | pr1nce | 67% | 30 |
| #3 | SSBBOY_007 | 64% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Biggie | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | pr1nce | 67% | 30 |
| #3 | SSBBOY_007 | 64% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pr1nce | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | SSBBOY_007 | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pr1nce | 96 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | SSBBOY_007 | 47 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | Biggie | 5 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Biggie | +8.85 | 64 | 67 |
| #2 | Sphax | +1.36 | 54 | 77 |
| #3 | pr1nce | -0.07 | 72 | 66 |
| #4 | SSBBOY_007 | -1.11 | 51 | 49 |





