








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 53 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1479 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,149 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 863 | 27% |
| Smokes | 391 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 1339 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 556 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $724,609 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | megs ✛ | 50% | 12 |
| #2 | MURDEROUS INTENT 2 | 44% | 63 |
| #3 | yung actavis | 43% | 106 |
| #4 | Josh | 36% | 25 |
| #5 | Ibuprofen™ | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yung actavis | 18 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | MURDEROUS INTENT 2 | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Ibuprofen™ | 5 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | Josh | 4 | 0.0084 |
| #5 | megs ✛ | 4 | 0.0160 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yung actavis | +4.05 | 94 | 55 |
| #2 | megs ✛ | -0.67 | 48 | 37 |
| #3 | MURDEROUS INTENT 2 | -1.00 | 52 | 51 |
| #4 | renets | -1.41 | 53 | 50 |
| #5 | Josh | -4.42 | 11 | 13 |





