








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 902 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 724 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6398 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,228 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7385 | 25% |
| Smokes | 8204 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5999 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7640 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,997,606 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2031 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeGaZo.xD | 57% | 61 |
| #2 | General DjDucys | 54% | 81 |
| #3 | Yago | 53% | 75 |
| #4 | Jano23 | 53% | 336 |
| #5 | 死 | XAV1 | 死 | 52% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tebo | 28 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | 死 | XAV1 | 死 | 13 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Jano23 | 12 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | DrFrodorick | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Yago | 10 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tebo | 796 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #2 | Jano23 | 485 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #3 | DrFrodorick | 408 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #4 | 死 | XAV1 | 死 | 403 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #5 | Yago | 286 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 死 | XAV1 | 死 | +1.53 | 63 | 78 |
| #2 | hardest | +1.02 | 48 | 69 |
| #3 | Jano23 | +0.44 | 67 | 55 |
| #4 | Yago | -0.05 | 67 | 68 |
| #5 | DrFrodorick | -0.33 | 50 | 69 |





