








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1278 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 268 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 253 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9968 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,591 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8710 | 35% |
| Smokes | 7359 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3141 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 5381 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,862,472 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 699 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Farmer Sam | 69% | 59 |
| #2 | Fruit | 56% | 80 |
| #3 | Lifeafterdeath | 56% | 386 |
| #4 | funmaxxer | 52% | 112 |
| #5 | Rudy Davis | 48% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rudy Davis | +2.96 | 87 | 55 |
| #2 | Farmer Sam | +2.92 | 69 | 19 |
| #3 | Hossa <3 | +2.45 | 84 | 52 |
| #4 | Fruit | +1.25 | 78 | 66 |
| #5 | Lifeafterdeath | -0.25 | 54 | 25 |





