








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
533 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,374 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 248 | 18% |
| Smokes | 403 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 240 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 483 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $220,688 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sn0wman | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | P1gh | 88% | 8 |
| #3 | dd | 85% | 13 |
| #4 | yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy | 75% | 4 |
| #5 | Ruta | 75% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leechrang | 2 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | ƈıɛƖ | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dd | +7.99 | 93 | 68 |
| #2 | Hyuk | +6.80 | 94 | 74 |
| #3 | sn0wman | +6.58 | 94 | 61 |
| #4 | s1mple | +6.55 | 98 | 73 |
| #5 | ZywOo | +6.55 | 98 | 84 |





