








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 69 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2970 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,988 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2605 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2073 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2143 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2167 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $670,628 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪DryH | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | Padro | 78% | 23 |
| #3 | Chris | 66% | 83 |
| #4 | Floo.Else | 60% | 25 |
| #5 | dueKYEEE | 60% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dueKYEEE | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Syntax | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Floo.Else | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | ✪DryH | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yuty | +2.69 | 84 | 59 |
| #2 | Chris | +1.24 | 79 | 73 |
| #3 | Syntax | +0.89 | 64 | 77 |
| #4 | ✪DryH | +0.72 | 81 | 62 |
| #5 | dueKYEEE | +0.10 | 79 | 63 |





