








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
896 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 175 | 7% |
| Smokes | 710 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1081 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 525 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $196,569 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AceVent | 58% | 101 |
| #2 | pawb | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | Tracktor | 45% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AceVent | 58% | 101 |
| #2 | pawb | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | Tracktor | 45% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tracktor | 22 | 0.0128 |
| #2 | AceVent | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | pawb | 1 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AceVent | 346 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | Tracktor | 216 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | pawb | 11 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tracktor | +3.32 | 69 | 29 |
| #2 | AceVent | +1.57 | 56 | 57 |
| #3 | pawb | +0.78 | 84 | 25 |
| #4 | Dralak | -1.95 | 32 | 23 |





