








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 220 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
986 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,766 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 754 | 27% |
| Smokes | 898 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 401 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 713 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $280,579 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 179 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clockzi | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | K1ngShield | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | J1Nz | 59% | 27 |
| #4 | F1erce | 57% | 7 |
| #5 | S1mon | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Emil | 47% | 17 |
| #9 | twitch.tv/munkenher | 43% | 7 |
| #10 | RayziNN | 43% | 7 |
| #11 | Patte | 38% | 8 |
| #12 | LuKZeN | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lujepo | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | LuKZeN | 1 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Emil | 79 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #2 | Lujepo | 75 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | J1Nz | 46 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | K1ngShield | 34 | 0.25 | 0 min |
| #5 | twitch.tv/munkenher | 28 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clockzi | +7.18 | 98 | 64 |
| #2 | b1zjr | +2.59 | 78 | 58 |
| #3 | Lujepo | +0.46 | 67 | 68 |
| #4 | Emil | -0.70 | 67 | 68 |
| #5 | LuKZeN | -0.89 | 66 | 53 |





