








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1575 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,965 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3114 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1726 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1650 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1475 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,065,600 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 415 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ,, | 52% | 21 |
| #2 | D2BIG4U | 46% | 65 |
| #3 | VodeuM | 45% | 191 |
| #4 | Dudalypas | 43% | 72 |
| #5 | Fʀᴇɴᴢʏ | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | VodeuM | 45% | 191 |
| #4 | Dudalypas | 43% | 72 |
| #5 | Fʀᴇɴᴢʏ | 43% | 21 |
| #6 | D1STX | 41% | 81 |
| #7 | Kurkhis | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VodeuM | 25 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Dudalypas | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | D2BIG4U | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | D1STX | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Fʀᴇɴᴢʏ | 3 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VodeuM | 1045 | 0.27 | 27 min |
| #2 | Fʀᴇɴᴢʏ | 109 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #3 | D1STX | 97 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Dudalypas | 93 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | D2BIG4U | 86 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VodeuM | +2.60 | 67 | 64 |
| #2 | ,, | +2.40 | 65 | 46 |
| #3 | Fʀᴇɴᴢʏ | +2.16 | 57 | 51 |
| #4 | D2BIG4U | +1.11 | 48 | 52 |
| #5 | D1STX | -0.11 | 81 | 53 |





