








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 329 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 82 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2653 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,048 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1794 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1626 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1101 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1527 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $882,667 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Squizzlia | 9 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | la prépa veut me faire | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Martinp | 3 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | Razzoxx | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Squizzlia | 123 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | Razzoxx | 82 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | la prépa veut me faire | 45 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Martinp | 44 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kokomine | +3.57 | 87 | 57 |
| #2 | la prépa veut me faire | +3.31 | 92 | 59 |
| #3 | Razzoxx | +0.39 | 87 | 60 |
| #4 | Martinp | -0.21 | 72 | 57 |
| #5 | Squizzlia | -2.60 | 39 | 54 |





