








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 356 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 291 matches | ||
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4246 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,265 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5050 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3599 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3770 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3846 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,114,254 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 625 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Infernus | 50% | 42 |
| #2 | PowerChopper | 49% | 287 |
| #3 | Bubbi Morthens | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | Tony | 45% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Infernus | 50% | 42 |
| #2 | PowerChopper | 49% | 287 |
| #3 | Bubbi Morthens | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | Tony | 45% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tony | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | PowerChopper | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Bubbi Morthens | 6 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | Infernus | 3 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PowerChopper | 2103 | 0.35 | 52 min |
| #2 | Tony | 144 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Infernus | 87 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Bubbi Morthens | 71 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timdeplatvis111 | +1.19 | 47 | 56 |
| #2 | PowerChopper | +0.75 | 54 | 70 |
| #3 | Bubbi Morthens | -0.24 | 67 | 61 |
| #4 | Infernus | -0.41 | 46 | 58 |
| #5 | Tony | -1.49 | 41 | 47 |





