








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 57 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
121 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 264 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 37 | 14% |
| Smokes | 95 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 121 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 11 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $86,380 of utility $245 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chayne | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | kookie | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | junny | 44% | 18 |
| #4 | peepee connoisseur | 40% | 10 |
| #5 | thug | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | kookie | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | junny | 44% | 18 |
| #4 | peepee connoisseur | 40% | 10 |
| #5 | thug | 29% | 7 |
| #6 | s0ra. | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chayne | 1 | 0.0159 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | junny | 42 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | peepee connoisseur | 13 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | s0ra. | 12 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | Chayne | 11 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #5 | thug | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chayne | +3.87 | 75 | 55 |
| #2 | junny | +3.03 | 74 | 59 |
| #3 | peepee connoisseur | -1.42 | 52 | 38 |
| #4 | π
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°π | -1.65 | 37 | 44 |
| #5 | s0ra. | -2.31 | 72 | 62 |





