








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 514 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3754 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,571 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1610 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1505 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1105 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1351 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,553,756 of utility $269 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 376 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sc0ut3rCS#SkinsMonkey | 28 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | kenpangmlg | 24 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | tonyyyk | 8 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | Guang ahh | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | 八奈見 杏菜 | 6 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sc0ut3rCS#SkinsMonkey | 880 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #2 | kenpangmlg | 609 | 0.24 | 14 min |
| #3 | tonyyyk | 487 | 0.36 | 10 min |
| #4 | Hy02 | 304 | 0.33 | 6 min |
| #5 | 八奈見 杏菜 | 271 | 0.16 | 5 min |





