








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 781 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 323 matches | ||
| Wingman | 93 matches | ||
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5758 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,636 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3876 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4320 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4070 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3370 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,171,152 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1007 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iron Man | 50% | 52 |
| #2 | D3m0o | 45% | 40 |
| #3 | CptainEmbrouill | 42% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iron Man | 50% | 52 |
| #2 | D3m0o | 45% | 40 |
| #3 | CptainEmbrouill | 42% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CptainEmbrouill | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Iron Man | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | D3m0o | 3 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iron Man | 191 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | CptainEmbrouill | 188 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | D3m0o | 112 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D3m0o | +1.92 | 45 | 72 |
| #2 | krmb. | +0.76 | 78 | 62 |
| #3 | CptainEmbrouill | -1.11 | 65 | 53 |
| #4 | Iron Man | -2.86 | 28 | 64 |





