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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 85 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
131 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 208 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 81 | 39% |
| Smokes | 50 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 32 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 45 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $75,244 of utility $337 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elnapo | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | toumai | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | ck | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | asf32fasfdasd | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | juissi | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elnapo | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | toumai | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | ck | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | asf32fasfdasd | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | juissi | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asf32fasfdasd | 1 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asf32fasfdasd | 26 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | juissi | 8 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #3 | ck | 3 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | toumai | 2 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | elnapo | 2 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elnapo | +12.30 | 88 | 19 |
| #2 | asf32fasfdasd | +5.38 | 97 | 48 |
| #3 | juissi | +4.13 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | 等待 | +1.35 | 88 | 42 |
| #5 | toumai | -0.56 | 85 | 57 |





