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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 200 matches | ||
| Esplay | 118 matches | 1,881 | |
| Wingman | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3052 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,029 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1276 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1737 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2735 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2281 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,974,167 of utility $264 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Emme | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | Big. P | 57% | 132 |
| #3 | KRONBLOM | 53% | 86 |
| #4 | eluas | 52% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Emme | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | Big. P | 57% | 132 |
| #3 | KRONBLOM | 53% | 86 |
| #4 | eluas | 52% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big. P | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | KRONBLOM | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big. P | 129 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | KRONBLOM | 120 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | Emme | 100 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | eluas | 48 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Emme | +4.01 | 94 | 68 |
| #2 | eluas | +2.17 | 70 | 54 |
| #3 | Big. P | +1.12 | 80 | 48 |
| #4 | UBBE | -0.25 | 73 | 52 |
| #5 | KRONBLOM | -0.31 | 63 | 61 |





