








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1892 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 109 matches | ||
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




121 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
17701 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,485 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12193 | 33% |
| Smokes | 9528 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 8834 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6930 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,425,718 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1821 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TTV_GodLegenda | 62% | 170 |
| #2 | cragboarfood | 55% | 459 |
| #3 | Jame5s | 49% | 334 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TTV_GodLegenda | 62% | 170 |
| #2 | cragboarfood | 55% | 459 |
| #3 | Jame5s | 49% | 334 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cragboarfood | 166 | 0.0186 |
| #2 | TTV_GodLegenda | 30 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | Jame5s | 19 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cragboarfood | 969 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | TTV_GodLegenda | 608 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #3 | Jame5s | 599 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jame5s | +2.27 | 91 | 56 |
| #2 | cragboarfood | +1.94 | 79 | 32 |
| #3 | TTV_GodLegenda | +1.48 | 52 | 65 |
| #4 | rachel | +0.73 | 54 | 45 |





