








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1463 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 463 matches | ||
| Wingman | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5689 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,769 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4291 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4580 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3774 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5124 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,555,778 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1475 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ns1Hasse | 52% | 98 |
| #2 | 76561198416572529 | 49% | 161 |
| #3 | Långfil | 48% | 174 |
| #4 | Mellanmjölk | 46% | 82 |
| #5 | Hajmat | 46% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Långfil | +2.77 | 76 | 51 |
| #2 | SG | +2.16 | 66 | 43 |
| #3 | Pho3niX | +1.35 | 59 | 48 |
| #4 | Nasse Skiftnyckel | +1.14 | 62 | 50 |
| #5 | 🂡 Klumpen | +0.34 | 61 | 43 |





