








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1025 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,020 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1316 | 33% |
| Smokes | 936 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 990 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 778 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $399,264 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rakh | 45% | 108 |
| #2 | Airu' | 43% | 79 |
| #3 | Freddie G | 43% | 82 |
| #4 | SnowZiko | 41% | 29 |
| #5 | F0rn1k | 39% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Airu' | 43% | 79 |
| #3 | Freddie G | 43% | 82 |
| #4 | SnowZiko | 41% | 29 |
| #5 | F0rn1k | 39% | 44 |
| #6 | tasm | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rakh | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Freddie G | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Airu' | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | SnowZiko | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Airu' | 374 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #2 | Rakh | 194 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | F0rn1k | 160 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | SnowZiko | 123 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | Freddie G | 114 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rakh | +3.16 | 77 | 56 |
| #2 | tasm | +0.35 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | Pablo Ibbieta | -0.15 | 66 | 68 |
| #4 | SnowZiko | -0.35 | 65 | 66 |
| #5 | Airu' | -0.43 | 68 | 68 |





