








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 563 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4585 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,864 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2905 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4143 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2297 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3519 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,275,474 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | PeksWofL ⇄ *OutofStock* | 48% | 50 |
| #9 | FiReFoXqB | 47% | 78 |
| #10 | sunnyS | 46% | 28 |
| #11 | Destroyer | 44% | 43 |
| #12 | Chill | 44% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | "DeaDX" | 22 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | FiReFoXqB | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | PeksWofL ⇄ *OutofStock* | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Chill | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | ♛ nEU|2On3K | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | "DeaDX" | 503 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | Rondon | 192 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | FiReFoXqB | 177 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | ♛ nEU|2On3K | 172 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | Chill | 128 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ nEU|2On3K | +2.31 | 92 | 71 |
| #2 | Chill | +1.82 | 86 | 68 |
| #3 | 2000 | +1.48 | 69 | 59 |
| #4 | Destroyer | +1.02 | 86 | 69 |
| #5 | "DeaDX" | +0.42 | 59 | 62 |





