








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 662 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 351 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 117 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




109 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6120 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,301 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4732 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3171 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4556 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1842 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,178,876 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4420 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sondre | 19 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | HÆNNÆNG | 17 | 0.0227 |
| #3 | s1mples | 14 | 0.0204 |
| #4 | 250 utn tomat | 12 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | eidzoor66 | Dead Inside | 11 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HÆNNÆNG | +3.75 | 73 | 58 |
| #2 | sondre | +1.90 | 73 | 63 |
| #3 | eidzoor66 | Dead Inside | +1.68 | 78 | 56 |
| #4 | Kjoodle | +1.64 | 57 | 62 |
| #5 | råger | +1.62 | 82 | 60 |





