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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 2 different maps


Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
14 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11 | 61% |
| Smokes | 1 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 5 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $9,100 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ivancho :) | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | CrITeLBg | 33% | 3 |
| #3 | KÚKÄ†Ä | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ivancho :) | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | CrITeLBg | 33% | 3 |
| #3 | KÚKÄ†Ä | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrITeLBg | 6 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #2 | KÚKÄ†Ä | 5 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #3 | Ivancho :) | 4 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrITeLBg | +3.51 | 53 | 62 |
| #2 | KÚKÄ†Ä | +0.68 | 44 | 49 |
| #3 | Ivancho :) | -2.08 | 55 | 29 |
| #4 | Elvis {bota cepi prota} | -3.99 | 18 | 32 |





