








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 696 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 2,126 | |
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,712 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4989 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5156 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3338 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4229 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,006,533 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | veb | 53% | 38 |
| #2 | ArtyStreeeT | 52% | 48 |
| #3 | ✞︎𝖇𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰 | 52% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | veb | 53% | 38 |
| #2 | ArtyStreeeT | 52% | 48 |
| #3 | ✞︎𝖇𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰 | 52% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✞︎𝖇𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰 | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | ArtyStreeeT | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✞︎𝖇𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰 | 433 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | ArtyStreeeT | 215 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | veb | 93 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jibbalito | +2.54 | 89 | 62 |
| #2 | veb | +0.79 | 79 | 60 |
| #3 | ✞︎𝖇𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰 | -0.14 | 72 | 53 |
| #4 | ArtyStreeeT | -0.23 | 73 | 65 |





