








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 852 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 432 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Esplay | 11 matches | 1,714 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5913 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,851 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1930 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1522 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2178 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2221 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,513,873 of utility $302 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 232 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | heroiini addikti | 55% | 33 |
| #2 | Rude | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | Peij00n4 | 51% | 55 |
| #4 | EL Pepe | 46% | 210 |
| #5 | crow | 39% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Peij00n4 | 51% | 55 |
| #4 | EL Pepe | 46% | 210 |
| #5 | crow | 39% | 51 |
| #6 | Din GroGu | 35% | 49 |
| #7 | SANTTU8D | 28% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EL Pepe | 28 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Peij00n4 | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | crow | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Din GroGu | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Rude | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crow | 197 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | Peij00n4 | 128 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | heroiini addikti | 116 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | EL Pepe | 114 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #5 | Rude | 80 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crow | +3.48 | 74 | 73 |
| #2 | Peij00n4 | +1.10 | 60 | 72 |
| #3 | cssc | +0.77 | 67 | 41 |
| #4 | heroiini addikti | -0.27 | 50 | 60 |
| #5 | EL Pepe | -1.01 | 52 | 46 |





