








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1448 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 424 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 134 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 126 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




288 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8373 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,753 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4295 | 16% |
| Smokes | 6659 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 8771 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 7028 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,401,155 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Endlich Ruhe im Puff | 54% | 93 |
| #2 | Flvpke | 52% | 326 |
| #3 | wliS | 52% | 54 |
| #4 | 데니 | 50% | 525 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Endlich Ruhe im Puff | 54% | 93 |
| #2 | Flvpke | 52% | 326 |
| #3 | wliS | 52% | 54 |
| #4 | 데니 | 50% | 525 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 데니 | 119 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | Flvpke | 20 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | wliS | 7 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | Endlich Ruhe im Puff | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 데니 | 314 | 0.03 | 6 min |
| #2 | Flvpke | 169 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #3 | Endlich Ruhe im Puff | 169 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | wliS | 127 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wliS | +5.69 | 67 | 55 |
| #2 | ♥Enox♥ | +3.50 | 58 | 49 |
| #3 | Flvpke | -0.82 | 54 | 40 |
| #4 | Endlich Ruhe im Puff | -2.17 | 54 | 53 |
| #5 | 데니 | -2.51 | 18 | 29 |





