








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 618 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5490 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,000 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4968 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3416 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 6471 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 3145 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,615,868 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 344 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | snafu | 41% | 71 |
| #8 | JAUZ185 ☂ | 38% | 55 |
| #9 | rukki | 36% | 235 |
| #10 | JusaFromUsa | 35% | 133 |
| #11 | tripy | 34% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leo72hrs | 68 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | JusaFromUsa | 20 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | rukki | 19 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | twitch.tv/dairut_official | 17 | 0.0117 |
| #5 | Tripityy | 15 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leo72hrs | 870 | 0.11 | 22 min |
| #2 | Tripityy | 389 | 0.04 | 10 min |
| #3 | rukki | 266 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | JusaFromUsa | 245 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | twitch.tv/dairut_official | 216 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JAUZ185 ☂ | +2.66 | 48 | 52 |
| #2 | leo72hrs | +2.63 | 59 | 62 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/dairut_official | +1.94 | 73 | 52 |
| #4 | 遅い | 𝑒𝒹𝓊 | +1.62 | 49 | 39 |
| #5 | snafu | +0.85 | 46 | 65 |





