








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 97 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
685 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,276 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 580 | 25% |
| Smokes | 596 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 560 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 540 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $206,848 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤WINTER❤ | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | chiaki | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | clutcher | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | hooulth | 52% | 27 |
| #5 | 백살 | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hooulth | 3 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | ɟɟǝɾ | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | azd John cena | 1 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | ❤WINTER❤ | 1 | 0.0122 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ɟɟǝɾ | 140 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #2 | hooulth | 82 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | azd John cena | 74 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #4 | clutcher | 47 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | _____Mash+ | 46 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | azd John cena | +4.09 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | chiaki | +1.89 | 64 | 63 |
| #3 | 秒不完根本秒不完 | +1.87 | 85 | 60 |
| #4 | clutcher | +0.89 | 64 | 56 |
| #5 | hooulth | +0.65 | 73 | 71 |





