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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1823 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 290 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




118 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4304 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,069 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4304 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3761 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3771 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3233 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $259,513 of utility $37 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4012 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Babyface PEEK( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ) | 45% | 31 |
| #2 | Kalekki | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Babyface PEEK( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ) | 45% | 31 |
| #2 | Kalekki | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kalekki | 6 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Babyface PEEK( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ) | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kalekki | 112 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | Babyface PEEK( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ) | 90 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bmw lover | +2.86 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | Kalekki | -0.61 | 52 | 60 |
| #3 | Babyface PEEK( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ) | -2.23 | 37 | 49 |





