








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 605 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3213 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,392 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5694 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2765 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2847 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3086 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,073,779 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 365 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SudasuMetal - スダスメタル | 53% | 257 |
| #2 | mT. | 47% | 49 |
| #3 | postižák karl | 45% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SudasuMetal - スダスメタル | 53% | 257 |
| #2 | mT. | 47% | 49 |
| #3 | postižák karl | 45% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SudasuMetal - スダスメタル | 46 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | postižák karl | 20 | 0.0305 |
| #3 | mT. | 16 | 0.0186 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SudasuMetal - スダスメタル | 770 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | mT. | 173 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | postižák karl | 30 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mT. | +3.06 | 48 | 53 |
| #2 | SudasuMetal - スダスメタル | +2.46 | 50 | 52 |
| #3 | ChrisTheRandom | -0.54 | 35 | 64 |
| #4 | postižák karl | -4.02 | 11 | 26 |





