








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 197 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2491 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,372 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1420 | 32% |
| Smokes | 679 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 909 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1364 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $352,476 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cobii | 64% | 98 |
| #2 | ♥ IMNASA ♥ | 62% | 55 |
| #3 | ferox | 61% | 132 |
| #4 | YokedGaspar | 59% | 17 |
| #5 | Nousagi | 57% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ♥ IMNASA ♥ | 62% | 55 |
| #3 | ferox | 61% | 132 |
| #4 | YokedGaspar | 59% | 17 |
| #5 | Nousagi | 57% | 82 |
| #6 | Ph03n1x | 56% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ferox | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | ♥ IMNASA ♥ | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Cobii | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Ph03n1x | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Nousagi | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ferox | 583 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #2 | Cobii | 497 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #3 | ♥ IMNASA ♥ | 178 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Ph03n1x | 70 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | YokedGaspar | 37 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKY | +3.31 | 88 | 55 |
| #2 | ferox | +3.10 | 86 | 65 |
| #3 | Cobii | +2.53 | 69 | 66 |
| #4 | ♥ IMNASA ♥ | +0.71 | 72 | 59 |
| #5 | YokedGaspar | -1.32 | 68 | 48 |





