








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 581 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3606 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,875 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3702 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3866 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3207 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3100 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $840,304 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 750 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magalhães peek | 52% | 233 |
| #2 | gugazzzzzzzz | 49% | 59 |
| #3 | camila!!! | 44% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magalhães peek | 52% | 233 |
| #2 | gugazzzzzzzz | 49% | 59 |
| #3 | camila!!! | 44% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magalhães peek | 16 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | gugazzzzzzzz | 10 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | camila!!! | 5 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magalhães peek | 753 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #2 | gugazzzzzzzz | 177 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | camila!!! | 90 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gugazzzzzzzz | +2.65 | 64 | 75 |
| #2 | c0ST- | +2.27 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | Magalhães peek | -1.02 | 48 | 75 |
| #4 | camila!!! | -3.42 | 46 | 69 |





