








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
140 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 217 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 74 | 34% |
| Smokes | 63 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 53 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 27 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $22,830 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil Cubboy | 11% | 18 |
| #2 | BLM Lover | 8% | 13 |
| #3 | MinecraftPro2007 | 0% | 2 |
| #4 | PROFESSOR | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil Cubboy | 11% | 18 |
| #2 | BLM Lover | 8% | 13 |
| #3 | MinecraftPro2007 | 0% | 2 |
| #4 | PROFESSOR | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLM Lover | 13 | 0.0591 |
| #2 | Lil Cubboy | 9 | 0.0281 |
| #3 | PROFESSOR | 4 | 0.0816 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil Cubboy | 103 | 0.32 | 2 min |
| #2 | BLM Lover | 67 | 0.30 | 2 min |
| #3 | PROFESSOR | 28 | 0.57 | 0 min |
| #4 | MinecraftPro2007 | 1 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLM Lover | +0.72 | 53 | 24 |
| #2 | BLM Lover | +0.45 | 29 | 80 |
| #3 | Lil Cubboy | -3.04 | 34 | 61 |
| #4 | MinecraftPro2007 | -6.46 | 46 | 3 |
| #5 | PROFESSOR | -6.78 | 70 | 0 |





