








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 889 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 521 matches | ||
| Wingman | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




136 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9779 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,464 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4816 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5766 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 8750 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 7132 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,864,253 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2367 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trav1ckaツ | 53% | 417 |
| #2 | ✞DaweX✞ | 47% | 266 |
| #3 | Áďa Višňák | 43% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trav1ckaツ | 53% | 417 |
| #2 | ✞DaweX✞ | 47% | 266 |
| #3 | Áďa Višňák | 43% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✞DaweX✞ | 80 | 0.0153 |
| #2 | Trav1ckaツ | 54 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Áďa Višňák | 18 | 0.0119 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trav1ckaツ | 911 | 0.11 | 25 min |
| #2 | ✞DaweX✞ | 415 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | Áďa Višňák | 78 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Martox | +2.53 | 71 | 62 |
| #2 | Trav1ckaツ | +0.74 | 42 | 63 |
| #3 | ✞DaweX✞ | -2.96 | 56 | 47 |
| #4 | Áďa Višňák | -3.04 | 44 | 21 |





