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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
255 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 324 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 118 | 36% |
| Smokes | 19 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 106 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 81 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $27,623 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 전능자 | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Simplycorruption | 45% | 11 |
| #3 | Priv | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | cinnabon | 40% | 10 |
| #5 | JAY | 35% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JAY | 4 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | NOT Richard Nixon | 1 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Priv | 1 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NOT Richard Nixon | 42 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | JAY | 34 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | 전능자 | 31 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | Simplycorruption | 15 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | CorruptLemon | 6 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Simplycorruption | +8.67 | 90 | 40 |
| #2 | StrifepacK | +0.16 | 48 | 18 |
| #3 | JAY | -2.22 | 38 | 20 |
| #4 | NOT Richard Nixon | -2.43 | 20 | 61 |
| #5 | CorruptLemon | -3.19 | 22 | 26 |





